Where's Jerry Lewis when you need the man?
Where's Jerry Lewis when no one gives a damn?
And there's my man up on the stage
And with the children about four in age
They're crazy, they're crippled, 
New Life lyrics

I'm living in the city, it has everything.
Many cultures, many stories, and pretty girls.
Don't wanna go 
but they're lovely
And young, and wild, and lovely (and crippled)
And crippled (and crippled)
And it's a crime, they're lovely (and lovely)
Where's Jerry Lewis, who's on the stage soon?
Who's coming up (coppin' a feel from a crip
Who Tends The Fire lyrics

WHO TENDS THE FIRE
WHO KEEPS THE TORCHES LIT
WHO FILLS YOUR EYES WITH SMOKE
SO YOU
pled baboon)
I'll give my money to any baboon who's crazy enough to win my money
And there's a cripple so I give some more
Oh, here's a fiver for you, son
I love you (I love you, too)
You lovely crippled boy (crippled)
You lovely
Disco 2OOO lyrics

Well we were born within one hour of each other. 
Our mothers said we could be sister and brother. 
Your 
 crippled boy (crippled motherfucker)
Where's Jerry Lewis when you need the man come Labor Day each year?
Where's Jerry Lewis? (wheelchair blues)
Where's Jerry Lewis? (ah, winner, you're a real winner)
Where's Jerry Lewis?